So, You're a Cannibal..........

I read about an Aboriginal owned business that enacts Aboriginal history and dance, they also cook what was described as Aboriginal bush food. Guess what? According to these Aborigines they ate Japanese food and corn on the cob. According to all the Australians the Aborigines ate people, they preferred Chinese people because they thought white men were too salty. I must have heard fifteen stories about Aboriginal cannibalism, if you want the gory details, google it.
Anyway, the evening was embarrasing. Remember when Gene Wilder dressed Peter Boyle up in a tux and had him sing "Puttin on the Ritz" in Young Frankenstein? It was just like that. They sang "Proud to Be an Aborigine" while they did the can-can. I would have preferred they boiled an audience member.